Bored? Feeling light-headed and weary? Worry not, we're here to help! This hand-dandy-schmandy-glandy-candy-flandy page will cure your boredom and send it straight to hell! You'll find yourself either annoyed by the prospect of these activities, or you'll find them so engaging you'll partake in them every day! Unlike other activity pages, ours is catered to literally nobody! Do something or die!
DESOTO PAINTJOB
Buy a DeSoto and paint it like The Freelance Police's own! Post it and gain viral Sam & Max fame! How much does it cost? Absolutely no idea! Just do it because why not??!?!?!?!
BADGE
Who wouldn't want a license to maim? Nobody! Here we have a High-Quality vector trace of the Freelance police's signiture badge for you to print and wear! Parade around town teaching justice!
MAX PUPPET
"Max's terrifying face is a universal symbol of something-or-other!"- Sam. Any plain brown paper bag can become something terrifying and useful! Who COULDN'T consider making one, it's so easy! What are you waiting for? DO IT!
READ THE COMICS
Bored? Need reading material? Read the Surfin' The Highway full collection(2008 edition) here, right on the website! It's right here!
LET'S GO TO STUCKEY'S!!!
Got an itch to travel, or for some pecan candy? Head to Stuckey's! The origin of Snuckey's from Hit The Road, you can probably find one in relatively close proximity!
HIGHWAY SURFING
Highway surfing, the dangerous but bitchin' expirience where you stand atop a moving vehicle! I don't actually reccomend you try this...
FIZZBAll!
Even better than highway surfing, Fizzball! Gather up some cheap beer, get an axe, and swing! Get points for style! Also available in This Time It's Virtual
